July 5, 2014
Of all the ways I envisioned spending my 4th of July weekend, a hospital in New Jersey was not one of them. My mother and I are very close and...
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July 2, 2014
Remember how yesterday I was whining informing you about what a giant time suck training for a fitness competition is turning out to be? Well, in an ironic twist, I...
June 24, 2014
It’s four (4) weeks until the fitness competition and over the weekend I had a mild panic attack when I started watching YouTube videos and realized: (a) my music was...
June 23, 2014November 5, 2018
My husband came home the other night and looked at me kinda strangely. The front room was meticulously clean and I was sitting at the kitchen table eating directly out...
June 21, 2014
Recently it was my daughter’s seventh birthday. I’ve taught her how to read and make her bed and blow bulles in her milk with a straw (I’m still regretting that...
June 11, 2014
A favorite question interviewers ask powerful women (CEO’s, movie stars, etc.) is, “How do you balance work, family and fitness?” The answers vary, but here’s what I think the REAL...
June 4, 2014
The new Victoria’s Secret catalog was in my mailbox. I kept moving from room to room to read it, but my kids kept following me, asking me why there was...
June 2, 2014
My little man finished nursery school and starts kindergarten in the fall. I’m still not mentally prepared for this. May was an uncharacteristically crazy month for me, so my only...
May 24, 2014
Did you ever the ask the Universe for something and actually got a response? I did and got a double whammy reply. First, if you never met me, I want...
May 21, 2014
My original goal for my 40th birthday was to do a fitness competition. Somehow that morphed into doing a pole dance competition, then a Spartan Super Race, THEN a fitness...
May 19, 2014
My first obstacle for the Spartan Race was signing up for the Spartan Race. That’s because last year I chickened out before even entering it. There were legitimate reasons: 1)...
May 16, 2014
Just celebrated my 10th wedding anniversary. This means I’m qualified to give unsolicited advice about love and marriage. 😉 10 Things I Learned from 10 Years of Marriage: Hard work? Nah....
May 14, 2014
Remember a few weeks ago I hosted a baby shower where all the guests were bodybuilders? (What do Bodybuilder’s Eat at a Baby Shower?) Well, one of the women who...
May 13, 2014November 5, 2018
What starts with chiggers and ends with mud? That would be my week thus far. You know how everyone has this idea or concept of what Mother’s Day will be...
May 3, 2014
It’s Show Day!!!! I have to pack my food, double check my costumes, fix my hair, paint my nails and clean the house so the babysitter thinks I’m cleaner than...
May 1, 2014
If a bad dress rehearsal means a good show, then Ima be the next Pole Star. Because today had to have been THE WORST rehearsal ever. “Oh Lisa,” you say,...