June 2, 2014
My little man finished nursery school and starts kindergarten in the fall. I’m still not mentally prepared for this. May was an uncharacteristically crazy month for me, so my only...
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May 24, 2014
Did you ever the ask the Universe for something and actually got a response? I did and got a double whammy reply. First, if you never met me, I want...
May 21, 2014
My original goal for my 40th birthday was to do a fitness competition. Somehow that morphed into doing a pole dance competition, then a Spartan Super Race, THEN a fitness...
May 19, 2014
My first obstacle for the Spartan Race was signing up for the Spartan Race. That’s because last year I chickened out before even entering it. There were legitimate reasons: 1)...
May 16, 2014
Just celebrated my 10th wedding anniversary. This means I’m qualified to give unsolicited advice about love and marriage. 😉 10 Things I Learned from 10 Years of Marriage: Hard work? Nah....
May 14, 2014
Remember a few weeks ago I hosted a baby shower where all the guests were bodybuilders? (What do Bodybuilder’s Eat at a Baby Shower?) Well, one of the women who...
May 13, 2014November 5, 2018
What starts with chiggers and ends with mud? That would be my week thus far. You know how everyone has this idea or concept of what Mother’s Day will be...
May 3, 2014
It’s Show Day!!!! I have to pack my food, double check my costumes, fix my hair, paint my nails and clean the house so the babysitter thinks I’m cleaner than...
May 1, 2014
If a bad dress rehearsal means a good show, then Ima be the next Pole Star. Because today had to have been THE WORST rehearsal ever. “Oh Lisa,” you say,...
April 29, 2014
“Hi Joe, thanks for talking with me today. I’m very excited to be doing my first Spartan Run in two weeks. Full disclosure: I chickened out once before, ‘cause, let’s...
April 25, 2014
Have you ever been excited and terrified in equal parts? Those were the emotions I felt reading about new healing technologies being used and enhanced right now. (CNN: Healing the...
April 24, 2014
When I’m nervous about something I tend to get stress dreams. During my first bodybuilding bikini competition I had a dream that I ate a giant (as in 2 foot...
April 22, 2014
Happy Tuesday! I’ll tell you some things that are making me happy and you tell me what’s making you happy. My Good News: 1,005 Twitter followers! Not bad considering I...
April 20, 2014
My keyboard is sticky with the remnants of chocolate bunnies my kids were eating while playing on pbskids.org. I limited them to two bunnies each, plus a few peanut butter...
April 16, 2014
The pole fitness competition is in less than 3 weeks! Yikes! Panic attack! FYI – this is a picture of one of my dance teachers, Brenna Wilder, who won the...
April 15, 2014
This weekend was packed. Saturday was The Shredder, a huge natural bodybuilding competition in Austin, TX (more posts to follow later this week,) and on Sunday about 20 people came...
