I Wanna Be a Victoria’s Secret Model
American Grit has been over for a few weeks now and I’m back to my hum-drum #momlife of folding laundry and paying bills. That’s far too boring for me so I needed something to get excited about and now I’ve found it:
Ima be a Victoria’s Secret model.
“But Lisa,” you say, “Aren’t you 5’2″ and in your 40’s and, you know, not a super model?” Well, Debbie Downer, you’re right, so my Victoria’s Secret modeling career has sadly ended before it ever began, but I’m doing the next best thing:
I’m doing a bodybuilding bikini competition where I get to wear wings!!!
This is the same federation (INBA) I did the sports model competition last year.
When I found out there was a local show in Austin at the end of August with the wings division it made me jump for joy.
My grand plans to strut onstage with giant feathers have already been met with a few eye rolls and a “Can’t you just do a photoshoot instead?” but there is an inner diva showgirl inside me that’s busting loose and won’t be stopped by naysayers. Also, there is an epic battle going on between gravity and my 42 year old neck, so I better act now if I want good stage pictures.
But now, here’s the question: Should I be a good angel…
or a bad angel?
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Lisa Traugott is a Mom’s Choice Award winning writer, fitness blogger, wife and mom of two….and Original Cast Member of AMERICAN GRIT, starring John Cena, on FOX!!!
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