3 Signs It’s Time for Botox
3 Signs It’s Time for Botox
3. Hot guy at the gym reception desk says, “Have a good workout, MA’AM.”
2. People keep asking you, “Are you angry?” and you reply, “No, this is just what your face looks like after dealing with 40 years of perpetual bullshit.”
1. You show your six-year-old a cute picture of you and your hubby from the early days and she says, “You guys look the same, but with more wrinkles now.”
Some people like to grow old gracefully. I say, “Screw that! I’ve never been graceful; why start now?” Ima get me some Botox.
How about you? Do you grow old gracefully or fight it?
Lisa 
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I get the ma’am now too. I’m beginning to see fine lines around my eyes when I smile, but I hate needles.
I hate needles but I hate wrinkles more 😉
So far I am doing ok with the aging and it isn’t bothering me. But then again I just turned 31… erm, uh… I mean 29 for the third time. I got carded buying beer on my 31st birthday and the kid felt like an ass when he saw how much over 21 I was but I was like “BLESS YOUR HEART!” When the time comes that I am no longer carded and get called ma’am versus miss, I am going to be super depressed.
And that’s why God created Botox. 😉